Driving Girls Wild, Bieber-Style

It’s no secret that girls are going crazy for Justin Bieber. The name alone is like tween girl kryptonite - they’re powerless against it! And, by all accounts, what they’re really screaming for isn’t his singing or his baby-faced good looks; it’s his carefully coiffed hair.

If there’s one thing that the Bieber phenomenon has proven, it’s that ladies love it when dudes borrow their flat irons. I mean, look at his hair! There is no way that it could be so straight and shiny on its own. No, I would wager that J.Bieb has a Chi flat iron and other CHI hair products tucked away somewhere - possibly two, in case of emergencies. Perhaps he wears it in a holster on his waist, Wild West-style, so he’s always ready to straighten lest his devoted fans catch him unawares. Has any living human even seen this kid’s natural hair texture?!

In any event, if you’re loving the Bieb, here’s how to duplicate it with the man (or boy) in your life. Step 1: Forcibly hold down said male - boyfriend, friend, little brother, or disoriented acquaintance. Make sure his hair is dry, so you don’t accidentally cook it during the straightening process. Step 2: Working in small (1″ or so) sections, straighten the hair with your Chi flat iron. Step 3: When all of the hair has been straightened, apply a shine serum. Are little girls crying at the sight of him yet? If not, you’ve done something wrong! Go back to step 1 and start all over again.